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Anon gets a call from his past (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

be in uni

be functional alcoholic

forget losing virginity

have child support payments

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I feel like that doesn't count. He's a virgin dad.

Wait, is he Joseph?

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

And more importantly, why were Mary and Joseph married and he still hadn't gotten the poon?