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Discussion Thread 🍙 Wednesday 14 May 2025 (aussie.zone)

submitted 2 months ago by YarraByte@aussie.zone to c/melbourne@aussie.zone

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[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That was not me, it popped up on my Reddit feed from a cleaning sub. Apparently the guy has been putting some sort of hair wax in his bed every night before bed. The advice was that it can't be cleaned and to wax the whole headboard so it matches.

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hair wax at night is already a dumb idea.

He deserves what he gets.

[–] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Waxing the leather will preserve it for practically forever. So waxing to match will mean that he NEVER has to buy another one. Could be a smart move.

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 1 points 2 months ago

Unintentional win I guess.

[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Reminds me of the Fop vs Dapper Dan joke in Oh Brother Where Art Thou.