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Skip the coffee, just do meth ๐ซ
I'm STILL craving a smoke bloody 10 years after my last one and i was only ever a drunk smoker (IE the worst kind, bumming one off mates). Addictive personality says maybe meth aint a good idea lol.
Don't be a weak cunt and fire up a crystal pistol mate!!
I was a full on smoker and hardly get cravings thankfully. Even drunk.
Occasionally I'll want one when it's a crisp autumn morning and I'm having a coffee.
It's a very specific craving
The coffee, ciggie, morning poo combo.
You honestly feel like a million bucks after that.
I'm jealous of those that can coffee then poo.
Oh man, are you like my mum? She swears coffee only ever makes her constipated so she only has it when she's got a case of the loose motions. I envy her, coffee (and even tea to some extent) is basically an automatic gut cleanser for me. Don't get me wrong, it's VERY satisfying in the mornings, but sometimes it gets a bit much. I can feel my gut being punched and contorted ahead between 2-20 minutes after imbibing that morning brew.
Nah it doesn't constipate me. It just doesn't work on me like some folks claim.