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I will never understand cat people (infosec.pub)

submitted 3 months ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 78 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

You can use this to blame cat people, but this is just a class of people obsessed with buttholes and poo. I'm remembering a post a while back where someone had made a little dog bun, and if you pressed down on it, chocolate came out of it's butthole. Nasty.

Edit: Pic is the first thing I got off google typing in 'dog bun you press that has chocolate come out.' Obviously this wasn't the same thing I was talking about but I refuse to search further.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

lol, that one was one step too far for me, i could take it until the feces

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I want to put food in my mouth. It's okay if the food is shaped in pleasing ways, but there's nothing 'pleasing' to me about tiny assholes or fake poop. Hard. Pass.

Did you see the Spy x Family movie? Why was there a like, 2 minute short in the middle about the God of Poo? The world is strange and inscrutable.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I bet I can guess how you felt about Conker's Bad Fur Day.

edit: Formatting.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 3 months ago

I can explain.

You see, the Imperial Cult of Japan fucked their whole culture in the head for decades and then America dropped two suns on them

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

So many situations in my life where I've said this same thing.

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago

Humans are messed up.

In other news, I would totally buy a box of those to gift to my family.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

They have fireworks that are dog-shaped, but the snake grows out the butt, and there's a follower of some sparkly stuff

[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's a weird thing with Japanese culture, have never really understood why they like buttholes and poop so much.

[–] HatFullOfSky@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There's an aspect of Japanese folklore called "Shirikodama" or (roughly) "small anus ball", which states that humans have a small ball/organ/jewel in or near the anus where their soul is stored.

This is what inspired the name of "The Dung Eater" in Elden Ring, who would kill people and then "defile their corpse" to ensure their entire bloodline becomes cursed, as well as the Headless from Sekiro, which has a grapple attack where it removes Wolf's soul via the nearby orifice.

[–] whysteria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I draw the line at pompompurin neocat, cry, loud

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

I just got Hello Kitty Island Adventure and I want to get Pompompurin's Mom and Dad to visit but they need so much stuff I don't have yet!!