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[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 77 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (15 children)

MFs like this are why we really need public transit. This dude is sharing the road with everyone else while he's trying to eat chicken and shitpost. He could be doing that without endangering everybody else (though he's probably deservedly catch some shit about eating a rotisserie chicken tbh) on a train.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 11 points 4 months ago (7 children)

he’s probably deservedly catch some shit about eating a rotisserie chicken tbh) on a train.

I dunno... is he sharing? And can I get a drumstick?

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago (6 children)

As a typical American with little public transit experience, I'm right there with you. My understanding from people who do use public transit, though, is that eating a meal on the metro is a heresy deserving of immediate and excruciating death.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago

you can eat on public transport, but what you can eat depends on the mode:
bus? only snacks basically, maybe a small sandwich
tram? mostly the same, but you can probably get away with a bag of mcdonalds if you're low-key about it
metro? i'd be quite comfortable with a bag of mcdonald's, a hand-held kebab would probably fly but not anything you need utensils to eat
and lastly on a train i'd say you can eat anything you'd eat at work, so basically just not a whole pizza

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