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[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 52 points 3 months ago (27 children)

The heart beating is not a good definition of being alive in my opinion. The heart stopping temporarily doesn't mean you died, you were just in terribly grave danger.

If a person is defined by their heart, what does that make a heart transplant?

utterly useless definition.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Hey why do you think they call it "grave" danger

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Grave in this context just means deep. That's one of the meanings of grave

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

And when i die they’ll throw me into a grave hole.

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