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'We're not playing': DHS spokesperson reveals plans on CNN to arrest members of Congress (www.rawstory.com)

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[–] WatDabney@sopuli.xyz 93 points 3 months ago (15 children)

And...

"Victor, I think that we should let viewers know there will likely be more arrests coming," McLaughlin claimed. " We actually have body camera footage of some of these members of Congress assaulting our ICE enforcement officers, including body slamming a female ICE officer. So we will be showing that to viewers very shortly."

A member of Congress body slamming someone?

That'll be a deepfake, which I cynically expected sooner or later, but tried not to think about, since that means that things are about to take a really ugly turn.

At this rate, the fascists are going to be digging mass graves before the year is out

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 45 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

There were a LOT of phones out recording during the scuffle.

[–] klu9@lemmy.ca 37 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I mean, if these poor little ICE agents can be felled by the bodyslamming skills of [checks article] a congressperson, I'll tear through them like a hurricane!

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I want to know who, how, and when this bodyslam occurs. I see no bodyslam in any video I can find.

[–] klu9@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

Unless Jesse Ventura came out of retirement and won a seat in Congress without me knowing it, it's all just MAGA kayfabe.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

And now it's in my head...

Here I am!
Bodyslamming Hurricane!!!

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