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[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norrissed

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called The Islands

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience

[–] madkins@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After 3 days of excruciating pain, the rattlesnake died.

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 3 points 3 months ago

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his bedroom. It's not dead, it's just too scared to move

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Good one, never heard that one before :)

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Chuck Norris can run so fast, he can punch himself in the back of the head

But also he's a fascist cult piece of trash which puts a damper on these classically fun jokes