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Microblog Memes

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[โ€“] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 139 points 5 months ago (13 children)

I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue

All Robot & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To โ€ข And I Will Never Speak To You I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue

[โ€“] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 4 points 5 months ago (4 children)

About about the rice cooker playing a little melody? Is that acceptable or should I put it out back now?

[โ€“] zxqwas@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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