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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 57 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Unfortunately it's out of date, and fawning and freezing have since been added.

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Fawning? As in giving birth? Giving adoration? Acting childish?

[–] cynar@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

Sucking up to the oppressor. Stockholm syndrome is an extreme example. It prioritises long term survival over freedom.

Basically, be nice to the bastard aggressive boss, and hopefully he won't fire you for looking at him funny.

[–] solrize@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

That's freezing.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

it doesn't matter how many f words they come up with, we're all saying the same one in the moment

[–] Ludrol@szmer.info 9 points 3 months ago

You are mixing up the four Fs

Fight Flight Freeze and Fawn as the response to Fear

And functions of hypothalamus that had shit mnemonic put in textbook.

[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 months ago

Those are trauma responses, not exactly the same sort of list as basic biological drives. Inter-related, certainly, but not quite the same.

I’m just proud I got through this comment without saying “ackshually”.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

ironically, the person experiencing all of the f things are all thinking the same f word regardless

[–] guillem@aussie.zone 2 points 3 months ago

Flop, funster, fib... It's like some authors need to leave their mark on that list by adding yet another F.