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Wait, what?
Like, just shove my tongue in there or...?
Are you sure you don't want me to go just a little north of that?
Dude, the pussy maw has got lots of nerve endings.
Teasing the Sarrlac with your tongue is a great way to be a cunning linguist. Alternate between smacking the hooded bandit like you're DJing a squelchy techno set.
Speaking of retired gifs. Perfection. I truly LOL'd.
Going down on my girlfriend in about 20min before bed. I will now never not see the sarrlac. Also, for you morons thinking to just lick the clit, ASK. girls know what feels good and will tell you.
Enjoy your sarrlac
Guys, I think I can clear this up. I went to public school, so I know that the clitoris is where you pee from and the vagina is where babies grow. I hope that helps!
Babies grow on the vagina? Well I’ll be.
I was with one woman who totally preferred licking the hole instead of the clit. 🤷🏻♂️
Dated a woman that could have vaginal orgasms. LOTS of them. EASILY. Felt like I kicked in some kinda cheat mode.
When we first got together I was tacky enough to count one night. Crashed out after 12 earth shattering kabooms. "Well. That's something you don't see every day."