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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is a fighter (infosec.pub)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Gorrillas weigh between 219 and 600 lbs

According to Guiness World Records they can lift 1800 lbs.

They have an arm span of over 8 ft.

Feel free to try it but spend some time putting your estate on order, first.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Assuming Anon has an estate to put in order... smh my head.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Look, Jim-Bob needs to know whether he's getting the contents of that trailer or not.

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