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Vatican’s papal conclave kicks off with heated debate about hottest new choirboy (newsthump.com)
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[–] DreamAccountant@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not really, this headline would have been applicable to every pope for over a thousand years. Spicy? Nope. It's old and played. Stop letting these religious jerks keep raping children.