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Vatican’s papal conclave kicks off with heated debate about hottest new choirboy (newsthump.com)
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[–] DreamAccountant@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

It's funny because everyone still knows that priests rape children at a much higher rate than the general population, using their position as a religious leader to prey upon innocent children.

Stay away from religions.