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submitted 3 months ago by Delta_V@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] bazus1@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The idea that she had one on-hand already speaks volumes

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

One of her staff carries a briefcase full of them at all times. The passcode on the case is 5786 (or "JSTN" in T9word.)

[–] Delta_V@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Are you suggesting that the First Lady is receiving secret service?

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

It was previously worn by her sex doll.