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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

FACT: Who do you think categorized all the bugs?

I fuckin' lost it.

See also Tumblr post about that ancient Greek dude obsessively watching boats all day. My man yearned for the invention of trains.