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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 228 points 4 months ago (16 children)

Career pro-tip: Lie on your resume!

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 98 points 4 months ago (13 children)

It's why I'm stuck in a factory. I just don't have it in me to bullshit/lie. I have a friend who worked his way into his career by saying whatever he needed to say and he makes 3x my salary.

I wish I had no morals or anxiety....

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 22 points 4 months ago (6 children)

I make higher than the median salary working at a factory. I left a job that required a college degree and professional licence that payed less than what I do now. Higher education requirements doesn't always mean higher pay. You might just need to find a unionized factory. The lowest wage at my workplace is $25/hr (CAD). Local minimum wage is $17.20/hr and median wage is $21.83/hr.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

unionize and try to switch workplaces every year to a higher paying one.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Um, if you switch workplaces you switch unions.

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 10 points 4 months ago

Depends if your union is regional or just your workplace.

Most of the manufacturing unions in my area are just that, the area. All the trade unions are as well, and probably the teachers union too.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 2 points 4 months ago

I think the point is to unionize every company

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