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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 69 points 11 months ago (3 children)

"We are a powerful cabal of witches who wield the unlimited powers of Satan."

"Yes! What shall we do, then?"

"Why, fuck up Gary's marriage of course!"

[–] don@lemm.ee 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No higher calling, no greater purpose. Fuck your marriage specifically, Gary!

Job well done lads. Off we go.

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Job well done lads.

Hahaha the rest was funny, but somehow that tipped me over the edge, the image of the cabal of lesbians referring to each other as lads.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

they're all demoman tf2

[–] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Do you think they're related to the sinister gay cabals that are responsible for Figgis' room arrangements in Archer?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 months ago

With our powers combined...

[–] alaphic@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Ah, at last, the truth behind the Gay Agenda^by ^Lisa ^Frank (TM)

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have a feeling that Gary's wife may just not like him very much. Not sure how exactly the lesbian witches are involved, but enquiry minds would like to know.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 months ago

Gary's wife is definitely straight