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Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon (theonion.com)
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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

SORRY, WE'RE JUST HERE AS A METAPHOR. YOU HUMANS ARE THE ONES WHO DO THE ACTUAL KILLING AND SUCH.