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Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'd go straight to death and plead for a quick one. I don't wanna be around to experience what his brothers bring.

[โ€“] samus12345@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

SORRY, WE'RE JUST HERE AS A METAPHOR. YOU HUMANS ARE THE ONES WHO DO THE ACTUAL KILLING AND SUCH.