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Which Animals Could You Beat in a Fight? (infosec.pub)

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[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago (5 children)

I'm surprised by eagle being so low. Like, they don't exactly have a ton of mass, and can't pick you up. If you can avoid getting blinded, there's not a whole lot they can do to you that isn't superficial scratches. If you can grab them, it's over.

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Okay, I grabbed it and now it opened two of my arteries. What should I do next?

Everyone thinks they could win a fight against a little person until they find out he’s holding knives in each hand and another in his mouth. Also eagles are huge.

[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

Most of an eagle's size is their wings.

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