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Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon (theonion.com)
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[–] mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The problem is Trump's riding ahead of the horses, they may be in cahoots

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago

Yep.

It's trump in a greasy gilded golf cart carried like a ghetto palanquin ported by poor people. Then the horsemen:

  1. Putin for war
  2. Bibi for conquest
  3. Kim for famine
  4. Xi for death

Chasing after them are some truly stupid people throwing flowers and pledging eternal support.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Now I can't stop imagining Trump as Baal in Diablo 2.

https://youtu.be/UeVzNzO3PHk

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

trump is too incompetent to be baal, lord of destruction, hes not as coninviing and smart as baal. he would be a low-level demon.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

He's an idiot, he's incompetent, he's blinded by greed, jealousy and hatred... And yet he's incredibly powerful and doing serious damage to the entire planet, he's totally Baal.