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I trusted the government far more than i trusted a lot of the inbred redneck neighbors I had.
When your neighbors have played Pokémon to collect all the recessive genes regarding cognition, it's good to have the government to protect you from their stupidity.
Dunno ... seems like you just won my argument against seatbelts being required right there. Thin the gene pool.
We have rat poison, cockroach traps, everything.
Vermin outbreed all attempts to stop them, that's their evolutionary strategy.