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Years ago when I was a late teen and living at my mother's, she was at work as a cashier. She called my one morning and this was the conversation : Mom - do me a favor, go into my bedroom my phone should be on the nightstand. Can you grab it and bring it to me?
Me - you're at work on break right?
Mom - yeah
Me - how are you calling me?
Mom - silence
Mom - nevermind, I have it....
Poor mom. I bet that was peri/meno brain fog. It sucks.
Possible and around right age but I don't know... I've done stupid stuff also and am a man.
Like one night I was overworked and tired and just said I'll buy McDonald's for dinner. I went in drive thru, placed my order, paid, got my change, and it wasn't till I got home that I noticed I never actually got the food...
♥️ this. I ordered a breakfast burrito from a place near me, then drove there to pick it up. I waited, they brought it out, I paid, signed, gave them their tip, took my receipt, and walked out. I was 15 minutes away before I realized I didn't pick up the burrito that was right next to my receipt. That was the entire point of all this!
Yeah, then what's the excuse for a dumbass cis dude like me?