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[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 40 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Reminds me of when I was working in construction. I'd keep a pencil behind my ear for marking things. One day I had finished marking things and I went to put my pencil back behind my ear, but there was already a pencil there. Not sure how that happened but lucky for me I have two ears.

[–] konalt@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago (3 children)

What will you do when you find a third pencil

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Start stockpiling them on his penisland.

[–] phx@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago

That one is for the buttcrack of any co-worker found bending over too far.

[–] Cenotaph@mander.xyz 9 points 3 months ago

Sounds like you stole your buddy's pen