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Dream job! (infosec.pub)

submitted 3 months ago by hypertown@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] TokenEffort@sh.itjust.works 142 points 3 months ago (17 children)

Earn -$500 lol

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 106 points 3 months ago (16 children)

-24k a year

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (7 children)

Do not let this person split up a bill for your restaurant party, folks

(I'm only joking, but I think you did the math the wrong way, $500x12=$6k)

Edit: yep.I'm an idiot, thanks folks, my poor example will stand as a testament to others, don't shame yourself publicly like this and pay attention in school!

[–] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It's per week.

500 x 4 = 2000/month

2000 x 12 = 24k

By all means i'd love to split restaurant bills with you ;)

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

There are 52 weeks in a year not 48. 500 x 52 = 26000.

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Oh I made the stupid mistake and projected it outwards lol, my bad, I apologize and edited my post

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