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[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 197 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Honestly, based genie. Instead of fucking you over by twisting your wish into something negative, he fucks you over by spending time on small details. At least the latter will likely result in something you actually want, whereas the former will probably suck.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 64 points 4 months ago (1 children)

After all that I still get brittle bone disease!?!

What? You said you wanted your Bones less dense, do you know how much bone I had to remove to let you fly with hummingbird wings?

[–] OrderedChaos@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Can't be worse than boneitis.

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Ah boneitis, my only regret

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago

Probably an autistic genie. It's important to get the details right!

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

These aren't small details, they are crucial details.

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

What's the opposite of a monkey's paw?