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[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Damn you messy. Except the seat, I've never understood the seat thing. Why is there a 'right' position for it?

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Seat down is usually better, mathematically speaking, if you’re in a male-female relationship. Because a man has to sit down sometimes, and a woman has to sit down all of the time.

[–] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Seat and lid down is the only sensible choice.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Agreed. Also do this before the flush and it stops fecal and urine particles from being sprayed up into the rest of the bathroom.

It's like putting the shopping trolley (cart) back after you're done loading your stuff into the car.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

That's if you have to pick a default. Otherwise, leaving it in whichever position it's in would be the most efficient.