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submitted 1 year ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] 1D10@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In theory you could have a system that monitors input and then uses a precise amount of water to vacate the bowl.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh sick, a toilet with bowl cameras

[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I figure a scale would probably work better.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It's not nearly tech bro enough though. We need to jam pack this baby with Deep Learning Neural Network Image Recognition to count the corn kernels in your shit.