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submitted 4 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 52 points 4 months ago (24 children)

The more I hear from big tech companies the more I want to reject it. I don't even own a printer.

[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 34 points 4 months ago (23 children)

Go for older laser printers. They’re bulletproof, cheap on toner, free of DRM, and even if they only come with an LPT port you can always build your own print server that gives you all the bells and whistles like AirPrint.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 9 points 4 months ago (13 children)

Why would I get a laser printer? I don't want a printer.

[–] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Because they are like two fifty on the flea market and will run on one cartridge for 10 years. I print all my tickets everytime, I’m that old

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

How else will I print out MapQuest directions?

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