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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 60 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

That's not the truth. It's one of infinitely many truths. They hated him because Jesus didn't understand how implicit type casting between int and bool worked.

[–] owsei@programming.dev 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Lambda calculus gang has entered the chat with λx.λy.x as The Truth™

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I told them to leave a pamphlet and fuck off, but the pamphlet was a fixed-point combinator that put them back on my porch again.

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