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[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

What if you're the person yourself?

Run faster. Soon all you can think about is how much it hurts to keep running.

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Wear headphones while running?

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Run head straight into a brick wall