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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 51 points 4 months ago (7 children)

I've been party to dumping legacy systems and lift & shifts a few times.

Good fucking luck.

Knowing nothign about this, a project like this would take at least 2 years even if you are dropping a ton of use cases and dependencies.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 23 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I wonder if it will be web scale

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 months ago

That takes me back

[–] thejml@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago

How does that have less than a million views? My team and I quote/use/reference it so often.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago

Yes. Because they'll store everything in MongoDB.

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Every time I watch it, I giggle 🤭

[–] StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Idk, something about the words "web scale" just sounds too funny

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