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[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 36 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

My high school paid for everyone to take some type of career aptitude test. Everyone got a list of various possible career choices. Burned in my memory now is that I scored "region 99" which apparently meant my personality type didn't fit any jobs. Or something. Like their magic 8 ball told me to try again.

[–] Schal330@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago (4 children)

My school did something similar. It recommended I become a fish monger.

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 months ago

I think I finally found what I was put on this earth to do: Knife goes in guts come out.

-- Bart Simpson

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