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World wonders what Trump has on United States that’s forcing nation to keep him in power (theonion.com)

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Assuming the controversial president of the United States must be in possession of potentially damning information concerning his home country in order to keep them so completely under his control, the rest of the world wondered aloud Tuesday about exactly what Trump has on America that compels the nation to keep him in power. “Whoa, he must have some real bad dirt on the U.S. populace for them to just let him get away with so much unconscionable bullshit. You have to wonder what he knows,” said billions of world inhabitants outside of President Trump’s jurisdiction

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[–] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A perfect actor if you're blind and deaf.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

i don't think you understood what i said, he's the perfect actor in that he will say anything and believe anything he says. I don't think there's any script you could give to trump that he'd refuse to act out if you paid him for it.