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[–] 7rokhym@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

When people come over for dinner, I explain to them if the food is too hot, to spit it out and avoid suffering severe burns. They are like, thanks but I'm not stupid, which is a great setup for a story:

So my friend shoves a huge forkful of baked potato I serve into his mouth. Days later, his dentist asked why didn't he just spit it out as he removes rotting flesh from his mouth.