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[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 168 points 5 months ago (3 children)

If a person's criticism is of "ethics" in general, that individual should not be allowed in a position of authority or trust. If you have a specific constraint for which you can make a case that it goes too far and hinders responsible science and growth (and would have repeatable, reliable results), then state the specific point clearly and the arguments in your favor.

[–] neatobuilds@lemmy.today 70 points 5 months ago (2 children)

So if we put these extra pair of legs on babies then they can stand in more extreme angles making them better at construction at a time when there is a housing shortage

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I am convinced, I vote to allow it.

[–] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I am in agreement, but a point of contention: only ONE extra pair of legs? Or is this negotiable?

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Spiderbaby, spiderbaby, does whatever a spider can, spiderbaby, spiderbaby, it's mother refused to nurse it!

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Splice with spider genes? I'll allow that, too.

On a completely unrelated note I just bought a new Porche and condo.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

If we're going along with all you liberal scientists, it seems only fair that the child should be extra circumcised to keep things fair?

Biblically accurate infant.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 14 points 5 months ago

For acceptance in the US we will also add more hands so the baby can hold an AR 15 while doing construction work.

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And we already have a safety valve for when conventional ethics is standing in the way of vital research: the researchers test on themselves.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-experimentation_in_medicine

If it's that vital, surely you would do it to yourself?

It's not terribly common because most useful research is perfectly ethical, but we have a good number of cases of researchers deciding that there's no way for someone to ethically volunteer for what they need to do, so they do it to themselves. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they make very valuable discoveries. Sometimes both.

So the next time someone wantz to strap someone to a rocket engine and fire it into a wall, all they have to do is go first and be part of the testing pool.

[–] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 5 months ago

If it's that vital, surely you would do it to yourself?

You can't really do the kind of experiments being done genetically modifying growing infants on yourself, I imagine. Not that that should be an excuse, of course.

[–] militaryintelligence@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Best I can do is generalization