LeopardsAteMyFace

726 readers

2 users here now

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

founded 11 months ago

MODERATORS

submitted 10 months ago by neme@lemm.ee to c/LeopardsAteMyFace@lemmy.ca

13 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

He knows, he wanted this. In his mind, easy divorce, he probably called ICE himself.

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago

They were returning from their honeymoon.

ICE is lazy, instead of looking for actual violent criminal illegals, they just set up in airports looking for anyone with brown skin.