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[–] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 0 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I invite her to come turtle grabbing with me. It'll be fun, promise!

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I prefer the PMs suggestion that she try and grab a baby crocodile from its mother instead.

[–] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

Sure, but she's back in the states. Also, she's guaranteed to not be aware of how far a snapping turtle can get you from.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 2 points 4 months ago

You son of a bitch, I'm in.

What about letting some dropbears loose on her

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 4 months ago

Snapping turtles, preferably.