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[–] Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world 36 points 5 months ago (32 children)

I didnt know she was trans- To be totally honest im actually out of the loop on a lot of this, Visually, she looks EXACTLY like a woman (man I wish I could swap genders and pass-)

Dude she passes 100%, there's not anything to her appearance that looks masculine, and I say this as just someone looking at her first glance. I saw her for the first time and said "Thats deadass a woman, How do you misgender her she's literally a woman. Are they stupid?" then scrolled the comments and found out she's trans.

AND THEY STILL MISGENDERED HER??? Nah dude- fuck whoever did that, they're a prick fr.

(you're still a prick if you purposefully misgender someone but like- idk if the person looked exactly like man but prefers She/her, my dumbass is gonna be struggling regardless; I can barely remember to eat food during the day. But this scenario is like looking at Janet Mock and calling her a He. WTF??)

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 24 points 5 months ago (24 children)

(man I wish I could swap genders and pass-)

Should we unpack this or nah?

[–] Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago (20 children)

IM NOT TRANS YALL I SWEAR 😭 Sometimes I just wanna wake up one day and be like "Fuck it, im a dude today" And do some real undercover spy type shit and TOTALLY change my identity n shit. like I wanna get to the point where I could meet my friends and they'd be like "Who tf are you??"

GODDDDDDDDD itd be like living a double life- that sounds so cool to me.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I am a dedicated Peepy enjoyer. (:

[–] Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

omfg I love peepy. IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO OWN ONE!

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 months ago

They've got 6 types in stock currently! Of those is one of my favorites: mushroom Peepy!

Follow ur dreams.

https://itemlabel.com/collections/peepy-list?filter.v.availability=1&filter.v.price.gte=&filter.v.price.lte=&sort_by=best-selling

OOOOOOOOOOO THATS SO FUCKING COOL

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