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Anon is smarter than a genius (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 29 points 6 months ago (7 children)

I never like to let people forget the raw fruit diet comes from a cult that believes people from Venus told us that's the key to eternal life

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

So they went ahead and picked the least habitable planet in our entire solar system to harbor a civilization? They should have said Europa, at least then it would have been moderately believable.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's just how good fruit is for you, you can even live on Venus no problem

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

I mean, according to them, they have transcended the need for physical bodies (presumably because they ate only raw fruit and shit themselves out of existence)

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