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What you doin’ (infosec.pub)

submitted 5 months ago by SmarfDurden@lemmy.world to c/catposting@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[–] ghostrider2112@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

First, I will muster up the biggest shit that I can. Then I will frantically scoop out what I can and rub it on all of my meaty surfaces. At least I will feel like I got the tiger a little bit too, since it will be getting my poop taste in their mouth.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

He was going to start at your asshole anyway.

[–] ghostrider2112@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Wouldn’t be the first time…

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Can I shower first?