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There had been the Quizzing Device, a three-ton water-driven monstrosity based on a recently discovered design by Leonard of Quirm. It had been a bad idea. Captain Carrot of the Watch, who had a mind like a needle under his open smiling face, had surreptitiously substituted a new roll of questions like: "Were you nere Vortin's Diamond Warehouse on the Nite of the 15th?" and: "Who was the Third Man Who did the Blagging At Bearhugger's Distillery Larst week?" and had arrested three customers before they caught on.