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[–] Blackout@fedia.io 61 points 5 months ago (4 children)

LPT: it's almost springtime and you can find free eggs in the tree then.

[–] ghostrider2112@lemmy.world 33 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Unless you are in the U.S. and that is likely against the migratory bird act of 1918.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 50 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Who's going to stop me. The government agency that was just decimated. I stopped paying taxes too.

[–] ghostrider2112@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Oh, I’m just providing information so that people can be fully informed. I personally would never try to stop someone from utilizing what the Earth provides in order to survive (to a non-climate changing extent). Only governments do that. Otherwise, I would have had to wait 50 years to try marijuana and that wasn’t going to happen lol

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Marijuana is good, nothing else to add.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Wild migratory bird eggs are also good. Oysters of the trees.

[–] CubitOom 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Its also the time of year to start thinking about buying chicks. Its a commitment and I recommend doing your research but if you can properly care for egg laying hens then I highly recommend you consider building the required infrastructure and having hens. There is an initial investment, but now it costs me about $3 to produce a dozen pasture raised eggs.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

I once laid an egg in my pants.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Does the White House still do the egg roll? It sounds Chinese? But the Russians have those nested egg doll things. Which will Trump embrace?