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Exactly as the title says: what the fuck.

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[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 278 points 5 months ago (11 children)

I am a victim of childhood SA.

Seeing this response from an official government body makes me physically ill.

They are literally joking about CSA, the torture, and trauma of what those poor kids went through .

I now have no qualms about violent overthrow. Get these sick fucks out of office and purge their crews.

The folks who scream most about "the children"? They better get the FUCK up and realize something right about now, so help me.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's only CSA if it's democrats and democrat-aligned donors doing it, otherwise it's a god-approved relationship.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 months ago

It's only CSA if you're LGBTQ+.

Otherwise, it's a-ok!

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