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[โ€“] Ledericas@lemm.ee 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

and he had the barking chihuahua vance as good measure.

[โ€“] HungryJerboa@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago

We need some pictures of Vance on a leash with a dog collar (and maybe a ball gag). At least it would be more honest.