Denial: "The internet's not down, Maybe I just need to reset the router. Should be back on any moment now..."
Anger: "GOD DAMN IT WHY IS THE INTERNET DOWN? I WANT TO GET BACK TO MY MEMES AND DOOMSCROLLING!"
Bargaining:"What if I went to starbucks? Sure I can't justify the gas or the coffee price, but I'll at least have a connection."
Depression: "God damn why do I feel so depraved? Is this what withdraws feel like?"
Acceptance: "Actually, I think I'm enjoying this. I have read a book, went on a walked, and worked on an artpiece for the first time in awhile. I think I'm DONE with the internet!"
*connection comes back on
(back to staring at lemmy for hours)