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When the product manager rolls in to open a JIRA ticket (lemmy.ml)

submitted 5 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 46 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (5 children)

And devs get an underpowered laptop with 16GB, an i5, and 128GB SSD, that cost less than a quarter of the product manager's device, because they dared ask for a Linux laptop. It's an update from a Chromebook, alright! But the business "cares" about excellence 😉

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[–] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 3 points 5 months ago

Wow, you guys get 128 GB? I'm just over here suffering with a 32 GB SSD and 4 GB of RAM.

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