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Anon wants $3 million (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Dremel with a diamond drill bit would make quick work of that

[–] 50MYT@aussie.zone 39 points 10 months ago

Bus stop.

Bus.

Pretty sure if the bus went at it fast enough backwards it would do better than some clown and his size 11s

[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Pretty much any tool with a cutting surface made of tungsten, high speed steel, or industrial diamond.

But one source I found says they only let people use their feet.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

And nobody thought to install some glass breakers on the bottom of their boots?

Edit: Hell, I'd even consider wedging a nice sharp piece of quartz into the tread of a boot.

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Bullet proof glass is plexiglass/polycarbonate, so I don't think a glass breaker would help.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What about spiked cleats?

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Oddly enough having lots of spikes hurts your chances by spreading the force over more area. You’d really just want a single small spike.

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

It's like an inch thick plastic, so I doubt that would help. I think that's what they make the overlook sky balconys out of, so it's pretty resilient. Maybe you could whittle away at it with metal cleats over time? But I think they would probably kick you out first.

[–] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This isn't plexiglass, it seems to just be laminated glass

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hmm, bullet proof glass is plexi/polycarb, so I wonder why they're advertising it as such.

[–] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

I don't think they were advertising it that way, the label in the picture says security glass. The reddit post is just poorly titled.

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago

If they're only allowing kicking, you should use a 50cal shoe!

https://youtu.be/Sfpr_S8nVLA

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 5 points 10 months ago

If it's 3 million dollars, my car at 30mph should handle it.