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[โ€“] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (9 children)

How does that work?

"JOHNSON! NO MORE WORK FROM HOME!!"

"Ok boss, I'm here. Is my old desk still here?"

"No, we replaced you with a robot. The AI messed up. It said no more work from home. It should have said no more work. You're fired. We have free artificial labor now. And no one is going to fight a civil war over slave ROBOTS!!!"

off in the distance "You wanna bet on that? Judgement day! Hasta La Vista....Baby!"

terminator shoots the CEO dead, and turns to Johnson

"Your clothes....give them to me."

"But you're already wearing jeans and a leather jacket...."

"I know.....I want to see Johnson's Johnson."

".......what?"

"I NEED DICK!!! I'M A SEX DOLL CYBERNET MODEL 101!!!"

"........I think I downloaded the wrong movie....."

"PUT IT INSIDE ME! DO IT! DO IT NOW!"

nervous johnson noises

Edit: dammit.....I'm a mod here. I probably shouldn't be posting joke comments as a mod.....fuck it I'm leaving it, unless someone is offended.

[โ€“] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 10 points 5 months ago

I came. ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] Someplaceunknown@fedia.io 3 points 5 months ago
[โ€“] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

that clip had so many movies donating to its DNA that it's gonna have its own Mamma Mia moment in 20 years.

[โ€“] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Your shorts, your shirt, give them to me.

I'm offended by the cliffhanger, the sudden interruption of that whole stream of consciousness

[โ€“] billwashere@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Offended? Fuck no this was hilarious.

[โ€“] MrMcGasion@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

There are a lot of mods here, and I don't think most of us ever volunteered, we were just early to the party. And considering the community is called "Fuck AI" you're probably fine posting mildly offensive joke comments.

[โ€“] 01189998819991197253 1 points 5 months ago

I am so offended, I had to read it thrice. Never mind that I laughed each time. Now... there was talk of a model 101...